a pigeon and a murder victim
internet explorer and a very sad man
a guy who hallucinates a lot and a battery
two guys who fap to equally pathetic things
a weird brittish guy who lives in the jungle and a albino from texas who has triangle sunglasses and is into anime
a not gay man and a guy who doesn’t know the earth goes around the sun
An old man that can’t get it up, and a young punk who makes smuppets for a living.
A bipolar freak that literally has two of (almost) everything and a kid who is a very crabby yet motherly asshole
a guy who gets too angry over video games and a dumbass who likes to set shit on fire
(Source: oeste)
i foRGOT TO TAKE THE “PLATYPUS ARE NOT SECRET AGENTS THAT FIGHT CRIME” BIT OUT OF MY PRESENTATION AND IVE ALREADY PRINTED OUT LIKE HALF OF THE FUCKING COPIES
FUCKING SHOTO ME
livin’ the senior dream
heres to another sleepless night B)
all im fucking good for is bineg taken advnatage of i fucking hatem ysel
goD fuckJING DAMMIT
THATS IT IM FUCKING DONE
IM GOING TO TURN INTO A BALL OF RAE AND CURL UNDER MY BLANKETS AND YOU MUST DO A WEEK OF PAPERWORK AND ACCEPTANCE LETTERS TO GET ME OUT BECAUSE I FUCKING DONE
what if.
michael and gavin and long distance relationships, and (headcanon) michael can sing really well so he skype calls gavin one night while its storming over in england and sings “hey there delilah” and plays ray’s guitar (maybe michael and ray go to the same boarding school idk lets just roll with this okay) and gavin starts crying and michael just smiles at him and wpfps babies
(now what if i did this to the girl i like oh wait i cant sing or play guitar nvm then)
writing mavin where michael doesnt remember gavin but gavin remembers michael is hard as fuck 0/10 would not recommend
AND NOW MY FUCKING EX BOYFRIEND IS BOTHERING ME YES LETS PILE THE SHIT ON TOP OF THE SHIT ITS GOING SO WELL FOR ME ISNT IT
